1/14/2006
"Studio Memos From Original Weekend At Bernies Script" (From Ritalin)
(series of memo’s from the studio sent to writer Robert Klane)
August 1, 1987 - Not really buying this Bernie character ‘alive.’ Please fix.
August 2, 1987 – That is a great change. We love it. What do you mean you’re not thrilled with it?
August 3, 1987 - Went to the morgue today. Turns out you’re right. But we’re going to ignore that.
August 4, 1987 - I hear what you’re saying. Ignore that.
August 5, 1987 - Ignore that.
August 6, 1987 - Ignore that.
August 7, 1987 - Don’t worry about that.
August 12, 1987 - Ignore that.
August 14, 1987 - Instead of rotting can he be smiling? That would be great. Oh, and holding a cocktail?
August 14, 1987 – Sunglassses.
August 19, 1987 - I sense a trilogy here!
August 1, 1987 - Not really buying this Bernie character ‘alive.’ Please fix.
August 2, 1987 – That is a great change. We love it. What do you mean you’re not thrilled with it?
August 3, 1987 - Went to the morgue today. Turns out you’re right. But we’re going to ignore that.
August 4, 1987 - I hear what you’re saying. Ignore that.
August 5, 1987 - Ignore that.
August 6, 1987 - Ignore that.
August 7, 1987 - Don’t worry about that.
August 12, 1987 - Ignore that.
August 14, 1987 - Instead of rotting can he be smiling? That would be great. Oh, and holding a cocktail?
August 14, 1987 – Sunglassses.
August 19, 1987 - I sense a trilogy here!